Ep 129: Dispatch

>> AUTOMATED HELPER ACTIVATED
>> COMMUNITY UPDATE RECEIVED
>> DISPATCH AS FOLLOWS:

Hey FFC,

InfestedPotatoe here!! Alive, well and excited to see rays of light shining beyond the realm the amazing lore community and to feel such a positive shift in the grander Destiny community.

With guardiancon fast approaching I finally knuckled down and knocked out a small write up in honor of every ones favorite machine intelligence!!

Hope this can live up to the old ones and hope to be able to keep it up once again!!

Thanks, Be safe
Potatoe!!


Radar contact confirm!! Ship of unknown origin and design scan indicate non organic crew…Not Vex life forms …Readings match Exo units parameters. Oh my what a interesting turn of events! Finally!!

It’s going to end in disaster…

But such joy to watch it unfold! activating local sensors and seismic monitors..error error..sensor platforms operating below optimal operational minimums

We crashed…nooo duh…kinda what happens when you fall out of space…a lot of..broken…

Attempting to contact vessel!

*sigh* connected…

GREETING TRAVELER I AM the back up Artificial…

Ughhh to much effort to say that

You can call me Failsa…Warning!!!approaching vessel you are on a telemetry that will result in an entry velocity to fast for proper landing an…oh no…

That’s gonna hurt….

>> DISPATCH COMPLETE
>> BE BRAVE, GUARDIAN

Dispatches

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